An exercise...

I took 'A Mounted Umbrella' by Gertrude Stein and translated it into Ebonics... Translated Version and then the original poem..

What and shit wuz da use o' not leaving it dere where it would hang what wuz da use if dere wuz nahh chance o' ever seeing it come dere an' show dat it wuz handsome an' right in da way it showed it. The lesson iz ta learn dat it do show it, dat it shows it an' dat nuttin' , dat dere iz nuttin' , dat dere iz nahh mo' ta do about it an' just so much mo' iz dere plenty o' reason fo' making an exchange. what the fuck sup now? HAT was the use of not leaving it there where it would hang what was the use if there was no chance of ever seeing it come there and show that it was handsome and right in the way it showed it. The lesson is to learn that it does show it, that it shows it and that nothing, that there is nothing, that there is no more to do about it and just so much more is there plenty of reason for making an exchange.